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Bad boys, bad boys

June 3rd, 2010 at 04:51 pm

When I saw this burglary kit that you can buy here, I KNEW I had to share it. Because, even those with means need the means to um obtain more means? Know what I mean?

You want to know what really made me laugh? No, not the $200 buckaroos they want for this kit, because that just made me bug-eyed. Are they crazy? $200 for a $20 kit you can put together yourself? No, but look at the picture in the first link again. The kit contains a pack of Chiclets. Chiclets! What in the world is a pack of Chiclets doing in a burglary kit? Is it so your breath doesn't smell bad when you're muffling a victim while whispering sweetly, "Quiet my little Starling"? The band-aid pack makes more sense seeing as how you're going to get bitten by the angry homeowners I'm sure.

All this just reminds me of another hilarity I once saw on YouTube. But before you click, please understand that it's crude and filled with obscene language. You've been warned. Big Grin

4 Responses to “Bad boys, bad boys”

  1. frugaltexan75 Says:

    Could the chiclets be used to um... circumvent a security system or something? You know, thinking like McGuyver or the A-team. Smile

  2. nmboone Says:

    I think it's more like an "arty" thing than something real. But yeah if you really wanted something like that you could put it together for a lot cheaper. That site is full of useless crap like expensive books made up of iphone photos.

  3. Joan.of.the.Arch Says:

    Seems when I was a kid and watched old black & white movies on Saturday afternoon TV (back in the days of only 3 stations) there was always a bumbling, watch-capped ,safe cracker's sidekick who was chawin' gum and popped it out of his mouth to hand to the big brains of the heist who used it somehow or another in breaking into the safe. ???

  4. Broken Arrow Says:

    Heh, yeah, I'm certain it's more of a novelty gift than anything real. Either that or I have a post-it er secret Soviet era spy communiqué paraphernalia available in limited quantities while supplies last!

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