I just read some heady but funny Chuck Norris internet jokes from elsewhere and I thought I'd share it here as well:
* Chuck Norris doesn’t hedge. He waits.
* Chuck Norris trades on fear and greed simultaneously.
* Chuck Norris charges the Bank of England a penalty rate for borrowing – And guarantees its deposits.
* Chuck Norris gets ALL of his funding from the asset-backed commercial paper market.
* Chuck Norris thinks Credit Crunch is a breakfast cereal.
* Chuck Norris subprime collateralized debt obligations still trade at 100 percent of face value.
* When Chuck Norris makes you a price, it isn't an offer; it's an obligation to buy.
Bonus:
Chuck Norris
August 18th, 2010 at 03:29 pm
August 20th, 2010 at 03:51 am 1282276260