Chuck Norris

August 18th, 2010 at 03:29 pm

I just read some heady but funny Chuck Norris internet jokes from elsewhere and I thought I'd share it here as well:

* Chuck Norris doesn�t hedge. He waits.

* Chuck Norris trades on fear and greed simultaneously.

* Chuck Norris charges the Bank of England a penalty rate for borrowing � And guarantees its deposits.

* Chuck Norris gets ALL of his funding from the asset-backed commercial paper market.

* Chuck Norris thinks Credit Crunch is a breakfast cereal.

* Chuck Norris subprime collateralized debt obligations still trade at 100 percent of face value.

* When Chuck Norris makes you a price, it isn't an offer; it's an obligation to buy.

Bonus:

Funny comic on a self-sustaining home.

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FrugalTexan75 Says:
August 20th, 2010 at 03:51 am 1282276260
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The owner of the gym I used to work at is good friends with Chuck Norris. The owner's son/gym manager and I would sometimes joke around with each other throwing CN jokes back and forth. He said that CN is a really down to earth guy.

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