When I saw thisburglary kit that you can buy here, I KNEW I had to share it. Because, even those with means need the means to um obtain more means? Know what I mean?
You want to know what really made me laugh? No, not the $200 buckaroos they want for this kit, because that just made me bug-eyed. Are they crazy? $200 for a $20 kit you can put together yourself? No, but look at the picture in the first link again. The kit contains a pack of Chiclets. Chiclets! What in the world is a pack of Chiclets doing in a burglary kit? Is it so your breath doesn't smell bad when you're muffling a victim while whispering sweetly, "Quiet my little Starling"? The band-aid pack makes more sense seeing as how you're going to get bitten by the angry homeowners I'm sure.
All this just reminds me of another hilarity I once saw on YouTube. But before you click, please understand that it's crude and filled with obscene language. You've been warned.